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Free Clean Funny Jokes 

Sometimes you need to take a break from dating, marriage and relationships to relax with a clean funny joke.  These free jokes are related to the dating, relationships and marriage scene.

So please grab a cup of coffee, sit back and enjoy the following hilarious joke.

Free Clean Funny Marriage Joke

The Secret Box

A happily married elderly couple are celebrating their 50^th wedding anniversary.

They’re having a romantic candlelit dinner when the husband asks:

“Martha, you know that box you’ve been keeping away from me in the attic all the years we’ve been married?”

“Sure I do.” she answers.

“Well, I feel it’s time to let me see what’s inside.”

“Henry, we agreed that I should be allowed to keep some things for myself.” she replied nervously.

“That’s true, but wouldn’t you agree that, at this point in our lives, we shouldn’t keep secrets from each other?”

“Are you sure it’s that important to you.”

“Absolutely, I feel it’s time.”

So, they went up to the attic and opened the secret box..  Henry looked inside to find 3 eggs and a huge pile of $10 bills.

“How much money is there?” he asked.

“I don’t know, about $10,000.” she replied.

“But….why are there 3 eggs in there?”

“It’s quite simple dear, every time we had unfulfilling sex, I put an egg in the box.” she answered with a slight grin.

Henry’s chest puffed out proudly, and thought to himself that he was even better in bed than he originally thought.  After all , three bad occasions in 50 years – Not Bad!

Then he asked “And where did you get all that money?”

Now she was grinning “Well, every time I got a dozen, I sold them!"

Poor guy!  :o(

I hope you enjoyed this clean funny joke poking fun at marriage and relationships...

Free Clean Funny Dating Joke

The Three Dating Daughters

There is this young guy, who knocks on the front door
of his date's house. The father answers the door.

The young guy says:

"Hi. My name is Teddy...
I've come to see Betty...
To take her for spaghetti...
Is she ready?"

So the father yells upstairs to see if Betty is ready.
She comes downstairs and they happily go out on their 
date.


Then another young guy knocks on the front door. 
Again the father answers the door.

The young guy says:

"Hi. My name is Joe...
I've come to see Flo...
To take her to the show...
Is she ready to go?"

The father yells upstairs to see if Flo is ready.
She comes downstairs and they merrily head out on 
their date.


A few minutes later a third young guy knocks on the 
front door. The father answers and the guy says:

"Hi. My name is Chuck..."

The father quickly kicks the guy out of the house,
and slams the door!

I hope you enjoyed this clean funny joke poking fun at dating and relationships...

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